All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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