it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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