Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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