I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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