She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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