i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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