Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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