Buhtt sex?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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