I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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