I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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