I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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