my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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