So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I would fuck him just for his dog
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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