You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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