Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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