last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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