dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My hand turned me down
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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