I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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