I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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