We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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