Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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