Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I need a hoe opinion
go on
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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