just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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