nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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