I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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