i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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