Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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