Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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