Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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