hell yes lets make some ravioli
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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