my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
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you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Oh Jesus.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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