I wish I could teleport
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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