Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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