dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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