She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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