Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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