1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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