You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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