Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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