is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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