His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
this will be a night to untag.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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