why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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