Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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