google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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