If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I love you. Go after that dick
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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