do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
