they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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