I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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