Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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