I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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