She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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