I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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